Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Just Ignore Her...Maybe She'll Just Go Away


Please, just ignore Ann Coulter and maybe she's just go away. She's like the Paris Hilton of the hack Republican pundits. She says and writes whatever she can in order to stay in front of the cameras. Her latest attention grabbing opportunity happened on the CNBC show "Big Ideas" with Donny Deutsch. During the interview she stated, on the behalf of Christians, "We just want Jews to be perfected", meaning that perfected Jews would be Christians.

And The Beat Goes On!

My Aunt Harolynn flew in from California! Welcome back to Texas! I am also enjoying my newly renovated apartment and my new commitment to exercise. Next bathing suit season should find me in a two piece again.

Monday, September 17, 2007

30 Rocks!!!!

I was not very moved by the Emmy's last night except for the fact that 30 Rock took won the category for best comedy. I am one of it's faithful dozen veiwers. If you have not seen 30 Rock...do yourself a favor and veiw last season's episodes on NBC.com. Totally worth it!

Monday, August 27, 2007

Things That Sound Like They Could Be True

The following are things that I think sound like they could be true but are not:

My mother was a dancer on the TV show Hullabaloo during the 1966-1967 season.

When I was a waiter in Austin, Texas, I once waited on Soleil Moon Frye.

I am related to Lyndon B. Johnson.

I was on Conan O'Brian's writing staff for two weeks, but since nothing I wrote made it past rehearsal, I was fired.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Please Don't Let that Cat Out of the Bag

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - Oscar the cat has an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, curling up with them during their final hours.
His accuracy, seen in 25 cases, has led staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. They usually have less than four hours to live.
“He doesn’t make too many mistakes. He seems to understand when patients are about to die,” said Dr. David Dosa, who describes the phenomenon in the New England Journal of Medicine.
“Many family members take some solace from it. They appreciate the companionship that the cat provides for their dying loved one,” said Dosa, an assistant professor at Brown University.

The 2-year-old was adopted as a kitten and grew up in a third-floor dementia unit at the Steere House Nursing and Rehabilitation Center.
After about six months, the staff noticed Oscar was making his own rounds, just like the doctors and nurses. He’d sniff and observe patients, then sit beside people who would die in a few hours. - Boston Herald.com



All I'm saying is that I would never be more than an arm's reach away from a spray bottle of water. "You better it Oscar! Git!" Who can say if the cat is helping them on their journey to cross-over or spawned by the depths of hell to bring Satan new minions.



Oscar the Cat: Hey Craig

Craig: Oh my God Oscar get away from me. I have things to accomplish and so much to live for.

Oscar: Relax...I just want to look outside your window. What's for dinner?

Craig: Fancy Feast

Oscar: Really? You know it does not live up to it's name. How about fresh salmon?

Craig: I don't have salmon.

Oscar: H.E.B. does. I really want salmon...REALLY BAD. Redrum! Redrum!

Craig: What?

Oscar: Shhhhh....just sleep.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Chris Hansen




I don't watch Dateline's 'To Catch a Predator'. Something about it just does not sit right with me. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it just seems a little creepy for entertainment sake. Do you think Chris Hansen scares the crap out of people wherever he goes?
Hansen: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen
Clerk: Oh my God, I was just trying to log onto Fox News.Com and I must have spelled it wrong. How was I suppose to know that web site would come up? I am married with 2 kids for crying out loud. I don't want a sign in my yard. The Mitt Romney one is bad enough.
Hansen: I just wanted to see if the cleaning I dropped off yesterday was ready.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Blog Haven



Why is a full head of hair always wasted on the guilty?